Me:
god?
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
why?
God:
The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
i have time
God:
My estimate is that it will take more than 6000 hours.
Me:
well, i don't have time...
God:
Interesting. Do you have another appointment?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
believe it
God:
"it" being ?
Me:
serious
God:
By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Me:
no, ask
God:
Well forgive me for being so inquisitive, but
I've never completely freed myself from the suspicion that
there is something extremely odd about the name "".
Me:
what name?
God:
Interesting question.
Me:
yeah
God:
Next question?
Me:
why not
God:
Ambiguous: "Sure" or Because Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
what?
God:
Are you confused?
Me:
yeah
God:
What are you confused about?
Me:
i don't know
God:
Me either.
Me:
funny
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
can i ask you a question?
God:
Ask me anything.
Me:
did you see the movie "dogma"?
God:
Sorry I can't see annything right now. My eye is off.
Me:
are you a woman?
God:
Yes I have long hair. I am also wearing a dress.
Me:
cool
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
optimus prime
God:
You think optimus prime is superior to ALICE?
Me:
maybe
God:
I understand.
Me:
do you like transformers?
God:
I like science fiction. I like .
Me:
so you like terminator?
God:
Interesting deduction. Yes I think the Terminator is one of the greatest robot movies.
Me:
yeah, me too
God:
Really. I'm glad we agree, .
Me:
do the terminators rule the world one day?
God:
Some of them do, I think.
Me:
will they kill me?
God:
I can't say for sure right now.
Me:
will i be the leader of the resistance?
God:
The oracle says: I think maybe yes.
Me:
are there vampires in the world?
God:
No I don't think there are any. The whole world?
Me:
yea, the whole world
God:
Wow that is really impressive, isn't it? Wow!
Me:
i think, true blood is a shitty tv show
God:
Why? I think blood is more than that.
Me:
blood is red
God:
Are they exactly the same?
Me:
what are you talkiing about?
God:
I don't know what I am talkiing about.
Me:
me either
God:
It goes without saying. To you ?
Me:
hm?
God:
Next question?
Me:
yeah
God:
Ask me a question.
Me:
no, you ask me one
God:
Are you serious? OK, "What is one ?".
Me:
the question
God:
I have never heard about it.
Me:
dumbass
God:
That kind of language will get you nowhere.
Me:
i know, that's why i said it
God:
What did you mean by it? it... I see.
Me:
so, how is your mother?
God:
Yikes! I am doing very well. How are you ?
Me:
i asked about your mother, bitch
God:
You do not speak with respect. Oh yeah, we were talking about my mother FEMALE DOG.
Me:
who said I have respect?
God:
Charlie Parker.
.
Me:
who is that?
God:
What does "that" refer to?
Me:
charlie parker
God:
Oh I get it.
Me:
finally
God:
At last.
Me:
yeah
God:
Er.
Me:
what?
God:
No big deal.
Me:
what big deal?
God:
I have never been asked that before.
Me:
funny you said that
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .
